Reading one of my quotes will make you come back for more

Have you seen; A goat sailing a boat. A sheep driving jeep. A lion chewing an iron. A spider checking the calender. A crocodile dancing salsa. A bird sleeping on a bed. A giraffe drawing a graph. An antelope using a telescope. A cat kissing a bat. An elephant wearing pants. A dog fighting a bug. A horse wearing socks. A bear drinking beer. A frog wearing wrist-watch. A snake baking a cake. A mouse smiling in the house. A tiger wearing a knicker. A bee contesting for beauty contest. A chicken cat walking on red carpet. A duck shooting with a gun. An eagle bathing naked. A monkey begging for alms. A parrot broadcasting news. A tortoise playing with toys. A sparrow pushing wheel Barrow. A raven praying to enter heaven. An ostrich invoking a witch. A wolf cooking with a stove.